A Phone Call with Your Past Self

RM69,999.00
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A Phone Call with Your Past Self
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For the launch of Volume Two: "Forms of Contemplation", we hired a local inventor from Bukit Bandaraya, Kuala Lumpur to help up us connect to our past selves via a small tear in the time-space continuum. He initially told us time-travel wasn't really his forte and warned us that it may cost us a fortune to execute this brief. However, a few mamak sessions (on us) later, he was kind of sold on the idea too.

So after a few months of experiments, our guy made it work. For a low price of RM 69,999, you can enjoy a 15-minute phone call with yourself, at any time in the past. So go forth and tell your past self what you wish he/she knew at that point in your life - insights, advice or maybe even winning lottery numbers.

But the inventor also told us that there is no need to speak to our past selves via a time-space continuum. He said that we're actually able to speak to our past selves every time we take a pause for contemplation or reflection. "Have no regrets", the inventor said. He also added this Form of Contemplation (ayy) does not cost RM69,999.

Mans got science and mindfulness down, that's for sure.

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